my favorite thing about Assassin’s Creed Odyssey is that, despite there being nothing wrong with Alexios’ character, everyone is nuts for Kassandra. It’s so fucking funny
inquisitor: after what happened with blackwall im hosting a party to find out who else in this inquisition is a fucking liar. i bought a polygraph mage from the nearest Circle for 99 GP. after it is done we will celebrate with drinks and appetizers!